Anyone that knows me knows very well that I like my heels. This is a picture of my highest ones. They are so fun to walk in. The first time, (I counted) I tripped literally 14 times. After getting rid of half of my heels when I left home, I still have 12 pairs in my closet here. My brothers used to call them twin towers. Haha. I pretty much wear the same ones all the time though. About a week ago, I was walking to the Temple when I passed one of those little chit-chat ladies that just talks and you can hear her from a mile away. Well as soon as I passed her I heard her say (with dismay) "Well I don't know how she walks in those, I think it's just ridiculous, I would die!" Just laugh and walk away. Then I was walking to a fireside behind these old people and I walk kinda fast because I'm usually in a hurry. Anyway, they stopped holding hands and walked single-file down the sidewalk so I could pass. As I passed the lady was all "you're even in heels, and you still walk faster than us!" It was a little awkward. But not as much as my third and final experience. I was waiting for the crosswalk light by the Business College when this like 21-year-old homeless guy came up next to me and was all "I'll race you." Really? I mean really? Who says that? I just said "I'd win" and then the light changed and I walked really fast home. I will continue to wear them, they are excellent self-defense weapons. All I'd have to do is slip one off and hit someone and they'd be dead. On the ground. Then I'd hit them again just to make sure. I'm pretty sure that certain people have conspiracies against people that wear heels. I think they look good and professional so those people can suck an egg. The end.
Anyone that knows me knows very well that I like my heels. This is a picture of my highest ones. They are so fun to walk in. The first time, (I counted) I tripped literally 14 times. After getting rid of half of my heels when I left home, I still have 12 pairs in my closet here. My brothers used to call them twin towers. Haha. I pretty much wear the same ones all the time though. About a week ago, I was walking to the Temple when I passed one of those little chit-chat ladies that just talks and you can hear her from a mile away. Well as soon as I passed her I heard her say (with dismay) "Well I don't know how she walks in those, I think it's just ridiculous, I would die!" Just laugh and walk away. Then I was walking to a fireside behind these old people and I walk kinda fast because I'm usually in a hurry. Anyway, they stopped holding hands and walked single-file down the sidewalk so I could pass. As I passed the lady was all "you're even in heels, and you still walk faster than us!" It was a little awkward. But not as much as my third and final experience. I was waiting for the crosswalk light by the Business College when this like 21-year-old homeless guy came up next to me and was all "I'll race you." Really? I mean really? Who says that? I just said "I'd win" and then the light changed and I walked really fast home. I will continue to wear them, they are excellent self-defense weapons. All I'd have to do is slip one off and hit someone and they'd be dead. On the ground. Then I'd hit them again just to make sure. I'm pretty sure that certain people have conspiracies against people that wear heels. I think they look good and professional so those people can suck an egg. The end.
4 comments:
Can I just say, I don't know how you walk in those. : ) Though they are super cute. Love the stories.
I agree with the old "chit chat" ladies. So sorry!
Rebekah! I love you! come visit me!
Other person, don't be sorry for your opinions... own it! I just have to tell you that you're missing out though! Heels definitely aren't for everyone though :)
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