09 January, 2009

KIdS sAy tHe dArnDesT ThINgS

One day in school, a children's class was learning about whales. A little girl said "In my primary class, we learned that Jonah got swallowed by a whale". The treacher said "that is impossible. Whales are a very large animal, but their throats are to small to fit a full grown man whole in it." The little girl said " it is to possible. That's what it says in the scriptures. When I get to heaven, I'll ask him". The teacher said "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl said "then you ask him!"

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she might not have one!

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